it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
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"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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