everyone is single if you try hard enough
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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