I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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