Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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