I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
