what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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