what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I think i got beer on your cat.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
