We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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