google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
