the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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