Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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