That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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