no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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