After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
