Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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