so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Be still, my beating vagina.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
