Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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