I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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