trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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