Don't EVER smell your tampon
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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