I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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