I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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