jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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