they need to just BURY HIM!
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
well you can't waste a boner
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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