I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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