Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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