oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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