the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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