problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Soap is not a condiment
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
one might say we're banned from that church
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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