i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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