I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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