his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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