Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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