I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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