I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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