i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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