white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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