theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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