K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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