I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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