I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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