People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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