My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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