you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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