What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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