I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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