Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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