i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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