Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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