idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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