That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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