I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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