Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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