I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize
