Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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