we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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