living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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