Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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