so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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